my mouth tastes like poor choices
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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