I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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