if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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