Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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