Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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