If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize