with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I look better un-naked...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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