if i can run in heels then i can drive
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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