forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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