I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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