u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
