Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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