I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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