I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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