Me. At least after what I've been through.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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