Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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