every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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