I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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