I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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