Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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