At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
