I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I need a burrito and a hug.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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