Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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