Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
