My friends, they love my intelligence
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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