i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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