Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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