I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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