well you can't waste a boner
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
where are my eyebrows?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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