He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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