Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
She said her name was "party"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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