He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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