I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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