great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dignity is for republicans.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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