I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think people are normalizing furries
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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