3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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