My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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