FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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