he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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