David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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