I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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