Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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