Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
