i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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