She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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