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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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