He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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