Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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