Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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