Walk of Shame. In a state park.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
organizing the empties. That sober.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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