Whoa Z and x make the same sound
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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