He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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