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I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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