My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
