How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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